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A set of plant-watering leaves that’ll make bathing your greenery a mess-free experience. They clip right onto the sides of pots and ensure that water actually gets into the soil, instead of hanging out on top of the leaves.
A circular silicone spatula with measurement conversions written right on it, so you never have to Google with flour-covered hands again. It’s sturdy enough to cut dough, but gently enough to scrape out pots and pans without scratching them.
A hair finishing stick and cream that’ll keep your wildest flyaways in place. It’s like a mascara wand, but instead of combing through your lashes, it slicks your stray baby hairs down (without making them look greasy).
A pair of footwear deodorizers to keep your kicks from stinking up your entire home. They’re packed with activated charcoal that
prevents the buildup of harmful mould, mildew, bacteria, and fungi, so your feet will be healthier and happier, too.
A submarine bookmark with an itty bitty periscope that peeps out over the top of your book. If you’re always losing your page, this little ship will save you a ton of annoyance.
An ergonomic gap-cleaning tool that’ll get all up in your home’s impossible-to-clean nooks and crannies (I’m looking at you, window frames and shower door tracks). The opposite end is a scraper, which is great for tackling hardened debris.
A stovetop splatter guard that’ll block your cooktop and backsplash when you’re deep-frying veggies or whipping up bacon, so that you don’t cover it with spattering oil. It has a nonstick coating, making it a breeze to wipe down after cooking.
A pair of exfoliating foot peel booties that are made with smoothing and moisturizing ingredients and will make you shed your dead skin like a snake (equal parts gross and satisfying).
A set of Umbra floating bookshelves that’ll give you some extra space without messing with your home decor vibe. They can accommodate up to 20 pounds, so you can even stack your heavier textbooks on ’em.
A magical gel toilet stamp that cleans away stains and rings with every flush. It’s also scented, so your bathroom will always smell fresh, no matter what goes on in there.
A set of durable bag holders that makes stowing away shopping bags, purses, and garment bags a cinch. They clip right onto your car headrests and will ensure that your backseat doesn’t turn into a floordrobe.
A pair of memory foam wrist rests that’ll give your bod the support it needs for a long day of surfing and scrolling. Their bottoms are made of grippy rubber, so you don’t have to worry about them migrating around your desk.
A set of colourful silicone exfoliation brushes that are super gentle and will scrub your pout to perfection. They can also be used on your schnoz, if you’ve got some annoying blackheads that need dealing with.
A container of gel cleaning putty that you can use to peel the dirt off your keyboard, car dashboard, air conditioner, and pretty much everything else you own. It feels like slime, so it’s super fun to use, too.
A microwave bacon crisper that’ll give you the keto breakfast of your dreams in no time. It has an adjustable kickstand that helps to drain excess oil into the grease trap, if you’re not a fan of soggy bacon.
A Waterpik that’s easier to maneuver and more effective than regular floss. It uses water to blast away gross stuff between your teeth and below the gum line, leaving you with a seriously clean mouth.
A fog-resistant mirror, so that you can shave and do your whole skincare routine without leaving the warm, warm waters of your shower. The hook sticks onto your wall with adhesive backing, so you don’t need to make any renovations to hang it up.
A set of mini makeup spatulas that’ll help you get every last bit of product out of your makeup containers. Gone are the days of throwing out half of your $72 holy grail foundation before it’s even done.
A stretchy grip strengthener that can help improve the dexterity of your fingers and increase the muscles in your digits (an area where it’s particularly hard to get gains). It’s also a great toy to play with if you can’t stop fidgeting and want to keep your hands busy.
A humidifier cleaning fish that’ll make your tank look like an aquarium and reduce the buildup of odour-causing bacteria, mould, and algae. If you want the air you breathe to be as fresh as possible, you need this lil swimmer in your life.
An acrylic storage container with two pockets for your bathroom essentials and a top tray for baubles. If you buy multiples, they fit together like Lego blocks.
A tissue box holder that attaches right to the sun visor of your car. Now you won’t have to blindly fumble around inside your bag to find a Kleenex — they’ll always be within reach.
And finally, a chopping device that minces garlic by rolling it back and forth, so it’s actually kind of fun to use (like, you could defs enlist a kid to do it). Now your hands won’t smell like garlic for days!
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